Terms & Conditions

AGREEMENT BETWEEN USER AND The Georgia Society for Paranormal Sciences

The Georgia Society for Paranormal Sciences Web Site is comprised of various Web pages operated by Knight International Adventures, Ltd. dba The Georgia Society for Paranormal Sciences.

The Last GASPS Web Site is offered to you conditioned on your acceptance without modification of the terms, conditions, and notices contained herein. Your use of the Last GASPS Web Site constitutes your agreement to all such terms, conditions, and notices.

By reading any pages on this Web site on the any time between the first day of the fourth month of the year 2014 Anno Domini, and then end of the world known as Earth, you agree to grant the Last GASPS a non transferable option to claim, for now and for ever more, your immortal soul. Should We (the Last GASPS) wish to exercise this option, you agree to surrender your immortal soul, and any claim you may have on it, within 5 (five) working days of receiving written notification from www.LastGasps.com or one of its duly authorized minions.


We reserve the right to serve such notice in 6 (six) foot high letters of fire, however we can accept no liability for any loss or damage caused by such an act.

 

If you a) do not believe you have an immortal soul, b) have already given it to another party, or c) do not wish to grant the Last GASPS such a license, please click the Join us link and send a note declining within the first twenty-four hours of usage of this web site to nullify this sub-clause and proceed with your transaction.  Employees, volunteers or affiliates of the Last GASPS are exempt from the terms of the soul grant expressed herein.

 

 

MODIFICATION OF THESE TERMS OF USE

Last GASPS reserves the right to change the terms, conditions, and notices under which the Last GASPS Web Site is offered, including but not limited to the charges associated with the use of the Last GASPS Web Site.


LINKS TO THIRD PARTY SITES

The Last GASPS Web Site may contain links to other Web Sites ("Linked Sites"). The Linked Sites are not under the control of Last GASPS and Last GASPS is not responsible for the contents of any Linked Site, including without limitation any link contained in a Linked Site, or any changes or updates to a Linked Site. Last GASPS is not responsible for webcasting or any other form of transmission received from any Linked Site. Last GASPS is providing these links to you only as a convenience, and the inclusion of any link does not imply endorsement by Last GASPS of the site or any association with its operators.


NO UNLAWFUL OR PROHIBITED USE

As a condition of your use of the Last GASPS Web Site, you warrant to Last GASPS that you will not use the Last GASPS Web Site for any purpose that is unlawful or prohibited by these terms, conditions, and notices. You may not use the Last GASPS Web Site in any manner which could damage, disable, overburden, or impair the Last GASPS Web Site or interfere with any other party's use and enjoyment of the Last GASPS Web Site. You may not obtain or attempt to obtain any materials or information through any means not intentionally made available or provided for through the Last GASPS Web Sites.


USE OF COMMUNICATION SERVICES

The Last GASPS Web Site may contain bulletin board services, chat areas, news groups, forums, communities, personal web pages, calendars, and/or other message or communication facilities designed to enable you to communicate with the public at large or with a group (collectively, "Communication Services"), you agree to use the Communication Services only to post, send and receive messages and material that are proper and related to the particular Communication Service. By way of example, and not as a limitation, you agree that when using a Communication Service, you will not:

 

Defame, abuse, harass, stalk, threaten or otherwise violate the legal rights (such as rights of privacy and publicity) of others.

Publish, post, upload, distribute or disseminate any inappropriate, profane, defamatory, infringing, obscene, indecent or unlawful topic, name, material or information.

Upload files that contain software or other material protected by intellectual property laws (or by rights of privacy of publicity) unless you own or control the rights thereto or have received all necessary consents.

Upload files that contain viruses, corrupted files, or any other similar software or programs that may damage the operation of another's computer.

Advertise or offer to sell or buy any goods or services for any business purpose, unless such Communication Service specifically allows such messages.

Conduct or forward surveys, contests, pyramid schemes or chain letters.

Download any file posted by another user of a Communication Service that you know, or reasonably should know, cannot be legally distributed in such manner.

Falsify or delete any author attributions, legal or other proper notices or proprietary designations or labels of the origin or source of software or other material contained in a file that is uploaded.


Restrict or inhibit any other user from using and enjoying the Communication Services.

Violate any code of conduct or other guidelines which may be applicable for any particular Communication Service.

Harvest or otherwise collect information about others, including e-mail addresses, without their consent.

 

Violate any applicable laws or regulations.

Last GASPS has no obligation to monitor the Communication Services. However, Last GASPS reserves the right to review materials posted to a Communication Service and to remove any materials in its sole discretion. Last GASPS reserves the right to terminate your access to any or all of the Communication Services at any time without notice for any reason whatsoever.

Last GASPS reserves the right at all times to disclose any information as necessary to satisfy any applicable law, regulation, legal process or governmental request, or to edit, refuse to post or to remove any information or materials, in whole or in part, in The Last GASPS's sole discretion.

Always use caution when giving out any personally identifying information about yourself or your children in any Communication Service. Last GASPS does not control or endorse the content, messages or information found in any Communication Service and, therefore, Last GASPS specifically disclaims any liability with regard to the Communication Services and any actions resulting from your participation in any Communication Service. Managers and hosts are not authorized Last GASPS spokespersons, and their views do not necessarily reflect those of The Last GASPS.

Materials uploaded to a Communication Service may be subject to posted limitations on usage, reproduction and/or dissemination. You are responsible for adhering to such limitations if you download the materials.


MATERIALS PROVIDED TO Last GASPS OR POSTED AT ANY Last GASPS WEB SITE

Last GASPS does not claim ownership of the materials you provide to Last GASPS(including feedback and suggestions) or post, upload, input or submit to any Last GASPS Web Site or its associated services (collectively "Submissions"). However, by posting, uploading, inputting, providing or submitting your Submission you are granting The Last GASPS, its affiliated companies and necessary sublicensees permission to use your Submission in connection with the operation of their Internet businesses including, without limitation, the rights to: copy, distribute, transmit, publicly display, publicly perform, reproduce, edit, translate and reformat your Submission; and to publish your name in connection with your Submission.

No compensation will be paid with respect to the use of your Submission, as provided herein. Last GASPS is under no obligation to post or use any Submission you may provide and may remove any Submission at any time in The Last GASPS's sole discretion.

By posting, uploading, inputting, providing or submitting your Submission you warrant and represent that you own or otherwise control all of the rights to your Submission as described in this section including, without limitation, all the rights necessary for you to provide, post, upload, input or submit the Submissions.


LIABILITY DISCLAIMER

THE INFORMATION, SOFTWARE, PRODUCTS, AND SERVICES INCLUDED IN OR AVAILABLE THROUGH THE Last GASPS WEB SITE MAY INCLUDE INACCURACIES OR TYPOGRAPHICAL ERRORS. CHANGES ARE PERIODICALLY ADDED TO THE INFORMATION HEREIN. Last GASPS AND/OR ITS SUPPLIERS MAY MAKE IMPROVEMENTS AND/OR CHANGES IN THE Last GASPS WEB SITE AT ANY TIME. ADVICE RECEIVED VIA THE Last GASPS WEB SITE SHOULD NOT BE RELIED UPON FOR PERSONAL, MEDICAL, LEGAL OR FINANCIAL DECISIONS AND YOU SHOULD CONSULT AN APPROPRIATE PROFESSIONAL FOR SPECIFIC ADVICE TAILORED TO YOUR SITUATION.

Last GASPS AND/OR ITS SUPPLIERS MAKE NO REPRESENTATIONS ABOUT THE SUITABILITY, RELIABILITY, AVAILABILITY, TIMELINESS, AND ACCURACY OF THE INFORMATION, SOFTWARE, PRODUCTS, SERVICES AND RELATED GRAPHICS CONTAINED ON THE Last GASPS WEB SITE FOR ANY PURPOSE. TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, ALL SUCH INFORMATION, SOFTWARE, PRODUCTS, SERVICES AND RELATED GRAPHICS ARE PROVIDED "AS IS" WITHOUT WARRANTY OR CONDITION OF ANY KIND. Last GASPS AND/OR ITS SUPPLIERS HEREBY DISCLAIM ALL WARRANTIES AND CONDITIONS WITH REGARD TO THIS INFORMATION, SOFTWARE, PRODUCTS, SERVICES AND RELATED GRAPHICS, INCLUDING ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES OR CONDITIONS OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, TITLE AND NON-INFRINGEMENT.

TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, IN NO EVENT SHALL Last GASPS AND/OR ITS SUPPLIERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, PUNITIVE, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OR ANY DAMAGES WHATSOEVER INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, DAMAGES FOR LOSS OF USE, DATA OR PROFITS, ARISING OUT OF OR IN ANY WAY CONNECTED WITH THE USE OR PERFORMANCE OF THE Last GASPS WEB SITE, WITH THE DELAY OR INABILITY TO USE THE Last GASPS WEB SITE OR RELATED SERVICES, THE PROVISION OF OR FAILURE TO PROVIDE SERVICES, OR FOR ANY INFORMATION, SOFTWARE, PRODUCTS, SERVICES AND RELATED GRAPHICS OBTAINED THROUGH THE Last GASPS WEB SITE, OR OTHERWISE ARISING OUT OF THE USE OF THE Last GASPS WEB SITE, WHETHER BASED ON CONTRACT, TORT, NEGLIGENCE, STRICT LIABILITY OR OTHERWISE, EVEN IF Last GASPS OR ANY OF ITS SUPPLIERS HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF DAMAGES. BECAUSE SOME STATES/JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OR LIMITATION OF LIABILITY FOR CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL DAMAGES, THE ABOVE LIMITATION MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU. IF YOU ARE DISSATISFIED WITH ANY PORTION OF THE Last GASPS WEB SITE, OR WITH ANY OF THESE TERMS OF USE, YOUR SOLE AND EXCLUSIVE REMEDY IS TO DISCONTINUE USING THE Last GASPS WEB SITE.

SERVICE CONTACT : sirkyl@lastgasps.com


TERMINATION/ACCESS RESTRICTION

Last GASPS reserves the right, in its sole discretion, to terminate your access to the Last GASPS Web Site and the related services or any portion thereof at any time, without notice. GENERAL To the maximum extent permitted by law, this agreement is governed by the laws of the State of Georgia, U.S.A. and you hereby consent to the exclusive jurisdiction and venue of courts in Dekalb County, Georgia, U.S.A. in all disputes arising out of or relating to the use of the Last GASPS Web Site. Use of the Last GASPS Web Site is unauthorized in any jurisdiction that does not give effect to all provisions of these terms and conditions, including without limitation this paragraph. You agree that no joint venture, partnership, employment, or agency relationship exists between you and Last GASPS as a result of this agreement or use of the Last GASPS Web Site. Rock The Last GASPS's performance of this agreement is subject to existing laws and legal process, and nothing contained in this agreement is in derogation of The Last GASPS's right to comply with governmental, court and law enforcement requests or requirements relating to your use of the Last GASPS Web Site or information provided to or gathered by Last GASPS with respect to such use. If any part of this agreement is determined to be invalid or unenforceable pursuant to applicable law including, but not limited to, the warranty disclaimers and liability limitations set forth above, then the invalid or unenforceable provision will be deemed superseded by a valid, enforceable provision that most closely matches the intent of the original provision and the remainder of the agreement shall continue in effect. Unless otherwise specified herein, this agreement constitutes the entire agreement between the user and Last GASPS with respect to the Last GASPS Web Site and it supersedes all prior or contemporaneous communications and proposals, whether electronic, oral or written, between the user and Last GASPS with respect to the Last GASPS Web Site. A printed version of this agreement and of any notice given in electronic form shall be admissible in judicial or administrative proceedings based upon or relating to this agreement to the same extent an d subject to the same conditions as other business documents and records originally generated and maintained in printed form. It is the express wish to the parties that this agreement and all related documents be drawn up in English.


COPYRIGHT AND TRADEMARK NOTICES:

All contents of the Last GASPS Web Site are: Copyright Knight International Adventures Ltd., 2010 and/or its suppliers. All rights reserved.

TRADEMARKS

The names of actual companies and products mentioned herein may be the trademarks of their respective owners.

The example companies, organizations, products, people and events depicted herein are fictitious. No association with any real company, organization, product, person, or event is intended or should be inferred.

Any rights not expressly granted herein are reserved.


NOTICES AND PROCEDURE FOR MAKING CLAIMS OF COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT

Pursuant to Title 17, United States Code, Section 512(c)(2), notifications of claimed copyright infringement under United States copyright law should be sent to Service Provider's Designated Agent. ALL INQUIRIES NOT RELEVANT TO THE FOLLOWING PROCEDURE WILL RECEIVE NO RESPONSE. See Notice and Procedure for Making Claims of Copyright Infringement.


No elves were harmed in the making of this web site.

Nos tibi credere.